Saturday, July 5, 2008

Dan Halen


"I've had my scientists create for me a Griffin...his name is Ken Griffin jr."


- Dan Halen -
He is a small, kidney shaped business tycoon who has lived and spread evil for thousands of years. He is the actual person in charge of Dan Halen Industries, a multi-national corporation responsible for sheet rock, dangerous baby furniture, body stencils, selling arms to third world countries, and other concerns. And he rocks my socks.

"Play me a tune Country bard...Well, get to it. I have you 'till six."

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