Listen up, hoe-bags.

My real name is Nicole. Alrighty then. Well, this is my first blog post...I'm supposin' I should write some stuff about myself, eh?

Well, a few things to know -- I use insults and curse words often.

I live in California but I'm from New York

My birthday is Decemeber 28th, bitches.

I write fan-fiction and make Youtube Movies under the names

"XXM F LuderXX" and "Lee Holloway".

I'll add more stuff in a few minutes, I guess. Um, okay, let me explain a few things now.

"Leaves of Grass, my ass!" is not because I hate Walt Whitman. That's a line from The Simpsons, actually. When Homer finds out his mother is still alive and the grave he THOUGHT was her's is really Whitman's...he kicks it and screams that. I love Homer.

And one of my names "Lee Holloway" is from this beautiful movie called "The Secretary" with James Spader and Maggie Gyllenhaal. Beautiful movie -- watch it.

Okay, how should I do this? Should I go on a long paragraph about myself or...just do some, like, a list. Well, I'm lazy so a list seems easier to me. Okay, now these are in no order. At all. Just stuff I love;

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1. David Duchovny
2. David Duchovny

He get's two spots because he's spicy and my personal hero. That's right. My hero. H-E-R-O. Really. Even if he wasn't the most beautiful thing on Earth, I'd still have him here. His personality and his mind are...what make him so amazing.

3. South Park

There should be college courses on this show. It's truely amazing. Brilliant.

4. The Rocky Horror Picture Show

My freakin' name is "Rocky Horror Mulder". Duuuuh. You should have guessed I loved RHPS and the X-Files.

5. The X-Files

Scully can go fuck herself. Mulder is great though...to an extent.

6. English

Please, now...I have NO problem with other languages and such. I'm just...I'm in love with the English language; even though my spelling blows like a 2-dollar whore.

7. Dave Matthews Band

Beautiful. Most beautiful music in this world.

8. Tim Burton

Best director...ever!

9. Mr. Show with Bob and David

David Cross and Bob Odenkirk...fucking geniuses.

10. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Mac, Charlie, Dennis and Sweet Dee. Oh, yeah.

11. The Soup

So meaty. And Lou!!

12. The Colbert Report & The Daily Show

Jon Stewart is halirious and brilliant. Stephan is...perfect. The perfect mockery of Republicans.

13. CALIFORNICATION!

Ha! I love it! "The big hand says, 'Fuck' and the little one says 'Off'."

14. Nick Lea

Such a sweetheart. Adore that man.

15. Ed Wood

The movie and the man.

16. Records

I have a nice record collection. And I really like it. Records are the new...old CD's...hmm...Ha!

17. American Beauty

I almost sobbed when Chris Cooper kissed Kevin Spacey.

18. Napolean Dynamite

"Whatever I feel like...God!"

19. House

I love House! I know it's unreal but I love it anyway. Bite me.

20. Reno 911!

Terry! Terry! Terry! I love him! Ah! Terry!

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Okay, that's all...for now. I'm sure I'll remember a lot later. Ooooh, just remembered one: Robert Downey jr.

-whispers- I love you, Robert.

Okay, anyway, so, um....um...Okay...Oh! Okay, well, one thing you should know about me is that I'm a 15 year old girl. Heterosexual (wishes I was a lesbian). I love gay...things. I know that sounds horrible but it's true. I would do pretty much anything to be a gay man. But, oh well. Even in the X-Files I believed in Mulder/Krycek...all the way, baby. Come on, you see a manipulation of Krycek's cock in Mulder's ass and you'd be hooked, too. One word: Hot!

So, okay. A couple of things I can't stand;

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1. Stupid people

2. Conservitives/Republicans (see "Stupid People")

3. Gay-bashers (see "Stupid People")

4. Drew Barrymore

5. Matthew Mchona...whatever. The dude who never wears a shirt and has no talent.

6. Jimmy Fallon

7. Jolie/Pitt shit

8. Tabloids

9. Boston

10. Football Jocks and Cheerleaders

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"I'm impatient with stupidity."

-Klaatu from "The Day the Earth Stood Still"